http://keepcalmandreadfic.tumblr.com/post/98835685327/keepcalmandreadfic-lissomely

keepcalmandreadfic:

lissomely:

compassanddragon:

lissomely:

for fun i’ve been re-writing the chorus to ‘steal my girl’ (with the parameters of same rhyming scheme, same general message, and correct timing) and here are my suggestions:

general:

everybody wonders who’s…

The Earth is 4.6 billion years old. Scaling to 46 years, humans have been here 4 hours, the industrial revolution began 1 minute ago, and in that time we’ve destroyed more than half the world’s forests.

okaywork:

she been my queen since we were 16

we want the same things

we dream the same dreams [linda belcher voice] ALRIIIIIIGHT

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